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[SELKIE]

Mom is a wereseal. 😦

[CHEESEBALL [music video]]

Marilyn Manson would find this disturbing.

[Used Trampoline]

It's an animated dad joke. Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. Only on NewGrounds. You know what I'm thinking now? A remake of the Andy Griffith Show, only written and directed by David Lynch, with co-writing by John Waters. Heh? Heh? Yeah.

[TAKEOUT: An Orion Animated Short Film]

Thirty guys knock over a noodle shop? They'd get, like, twenty bucks a piece. Times are tough. Be more profitable to open up your own needle shop.

[Hey Andy Sweetie!]

The game URL apparently has been changed to "https://oda-fresh.itch.io/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley". I suppose it would help to be able to read Russian. And it only works in full screen.

[New smart home security systems]

I cannot understand what he is saying. Also mantraps are illegal.

almadabraian93 responds:

he said "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!"
A reference of Patrick Star from Sponge Bob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaGOhwuTfKw
Illegal or not.... it's funny

[Cougar's Rock]

A fitting tribute to a true hero.

[Midnight Yogurt]

Your dreams are almost as weird as mine.

Be thankful for small favors.

Gerkinman responds:

Only almost? :(

[Solar Girl Fights Two Thugs Who Didn't do Their Homework]

However, this one is funny.

[LUXURY: The Stinky Shark Show (2001)]

I hope this is part of a longer cartoon because I don't get it.

I suppose it's because I grew up when TV was black and white and Kennedy was President.