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[Pearto]

Quite a pear.

[Elephant in the room]

Two cartoons in a row that end in explosion. What are the odds? It would have been funnier to put the whole thing in Tiger Woods's house, so they could say it proves that a bear shits in the Woods'.

[Smiling Friends Help Squidward Smile]

Reminds me of the time I watched the whole wretched cartoon but at the end Beavis and Butthead were still alive walking into the sunset. I get very disappointed and aggravated when people don't get the death they deserve. Remember how everybody in Seinfeld was still alive at the end? Oh, that got my goat. At least here Bikini Bottom gets nuked. Thanks for that. But you still reminded me of the other stuff so it's only bittersweet.

[Team alien gets swept]

Xenophobia. But really what is it saying about anything?

[Glued]

I rescued a mouse from a glue pad. It took half an hour with a slim piece of plastic. The mouse ran away across the lawn. This was at work. I hate glue pads. I throw them away when I find them.

[Writers' Room - Hot Shoes]

Jimmy Neutron was not played by a guy. The voice was Debi Derryberry. And Jesus's full name would have been, like, Jeshua al'Nazer. This cartoon is like Home Movies mashed with Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[AI]

KANEDA! KOWRI'S PAIN IS INSIDE OF ME!

[Wn'M #2 – Watch Your Step]

It's an old story (I think every silent film comedian made this movie at least once) but I am interested in that living tombstone, whatever that is. For a brief moment there was almost a story.

[Hex]

Reality doesn't give two figs for numbskulls.
After some thought, in my mind's eye I am hearing Dr. Hax.

[was i made wrong?]

There is neither good nor bad but thinking makes it so. To save one life is to save the world entire. To do something, anything, to save a life at effort of oneself, is to justify existence. We are here. Do. Or do not. Try there is not.