gridsleep's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[PICOLLAGE2025]

Very nice, all. I am not sure anyone could cut a human head in half with barber scissors. Not criticizing. I just have my doubts.

[Newgrounds Arcade Online]

Amusing. Before I figured out how to "play" I found I could right button scroll and lift the mouse to super scroll right off the map. The screen went black and now there is just music and sound effects. I broke the game. There doesn't seem to be a respawn. I'll have to start over. Hmph.
If you walk into the lavender building outside there is no collision. You just go into it and can't do anything until you just walk out of it again. I don't know if that's a feature.

[Purrrification]

If you like rage games this is your thing. Definitely more imagination and quirky surprise than Cat Mario or Unfair Mario. Closer to that Mickey Mouse cursed game but not as insane as the impossible game.

[Torture JD Vance]

The only thing that could make this better is an option for Homestar Runner to come in and kick him in the balls. "BAAALLLLLZZZZZ!!!" WHOMP >>> BAAAARRRFFFFF!!!

[Whack Your Boss]

Hey, that's the music from Flipper Skipper. It's nice to have mob connections. If he can call a cleaner why is he working in a cubicle? Someone should make one of these with a guy who looks like Donald.

[Windowz 98 NetTowns Edition]

Reminds me of stuff I've seen in tech support call centers when they don't trust employees to have real computers. You know. Corporate shit. Here's a tinker toy. Go make money for us or else.

Kolumbo responds:

So, uh, when can we expect that money?

[Chess Force]

I refuse to grant a game access to my personal ID space. A game does not need admin access over my account. Nice try.

BoMToons responds:

lol, it's just to award you medals :-P UPDATE: I fixed this so, if you're already logged in on NG it skips the login dialogue!

[Jane's Pumpkin Patch!]

Do crows eat pumpkin? Corn, definitely. The game might be more motivating if the pumpkins had bits disappear from them when a crow was allowed to linger. If the crows aren't appearing to do any harm it just feels mean. I like crows. Have you ever watched them play in the snow? They are as smart as human children. Of course, that doesn't say much for human children, but the less said about human children the better.

[Die for the Lich - web demo]

This I like. Not overly complex, very good graphics and sound, Playing more hopefully will reveal whether bigger dice are better than trinkets. Only rolled a few times and it seemed the dice were a bit low ball but that could have been the averages. I don't know if the dice are supposed to be even or weighted, or if increasing strength and ability changes the dice. Good show.

MadNukin responds:

I'm glad it doesn't feel overly complex, it was one of our goals.
I promise that It's all random, I didn't touch up the numbers at all.

[Mini Musou]

Nothing mini about her.